HONEYMOON PHASE

Okay, I LOVE being pregnant now. Why now? Because I feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! Other perks include:

(1) Eating as much as you want and not gaining weight (for now).
(2) People going out of their way to make sure you are eating as much as you want.
(3) Cravings dictate what I eat, so no more indecisiveness before each meal.
(4) Extra attention from the hubby.
(5) Parking at the spaces reserved for mothers to be.
(6) Having my belly stick out and not having to suck it in.
(7) Rosy cheeks and shiny hair.
(8) Daily phone calls from the hubby as to what I want to eat every night.
(9) Being able to use the line "I'm making a penis inside of me, what are you doing?" when I get upset at the hubby.
(10) Lounging on the couch all weekend long, while hubby cleans, cooks, refuels my car, and does laundry. (ok, I admit this was already in effect before I got pregnant)